tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post3933625237082206444..comments2023-10-02T20:41:11.771+05:30Comments on The Random Memorandum: Naughty, Not Nice...Expat No. 3699http://www.blogger.com/profile/13023652840187420920noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-23631122434725854482008-12-06T19:45:00.000+05:302008-12-06T19:45:00.000+05:30I think the fact that he was older makes this even...I think the fact that he was older makes this even funnier since he has an idea of what is going on...oh goodness. I would have DIED!!Mrs. S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17955309335513629263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-13800604508896573792008-11-22T20:03:00.000+05:302008-11-22T20:03:00.000+05:30That is totally priceless! Badass gets points for ...That is totally priceless! Badass gets points for his poetry response, too!Moonspunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05677007691816836928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-41555578802454296942008-11-22T10:38:00.000+05:302008-11-22T10:38:00.000+05:30Oh too stinkin' funny. Should do it on Utube, mig...Oh too stinkin' funny. Should do it on Utube, might get famous off of it!!! However, you might already be more famaous than you really want to be!!! The talk might already be all around town!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12881554728710759245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-91024575376823985832008-11-21T21:07:00.000+05:302008-11-21T21:07:00.000+05:30I had no idea you were such a talented and FUNNY p...I had no idea you were such a talented and FUNNY poet!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-86967239257452242922008-11-20T23:19:00.000+05:302008-11-20T23:19:00.000+05:30#2 Son recently told be of things he accidentally ...#2 Son recently told be of things he accidentally observed through a not quite closed enough bedroom door.<BR/><BR/>It's my guess that up to that point in time he thought he was the product of an immaculate conception.<BR/><BR/>Foolish boy, now also permanently scarred.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13024392628362568010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-71777465289883101262008-11-20T21:26:00.000+05:302008-11-20T21:26:00.000+05:30Poor, Poor kid. I bet he's scarred for LIFE!Poor, Poor kid. I bet he's scarred for LIFE!Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02856701399951918040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-58683407366166568922008-11-20T09:15:00.000+05:302008-11-20T09:15:00.000+05:30HA! Great poem and great advice. Thanks for the ...HA! Great poem and great advice. Thanks for the laugh.Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07370267947354641941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-7136693980325588372008-11-20T03:17:00.000+05:302008-11-20T03:17:00.000+05:30@ Michael CThat was pretty much my son’s reaction....@ Michael C<BR/>That was pretty much my son’s reaction.<BR/><BR/>@ Marty<BR/>It’s funny now.<BR/><BR/>@ Countrygirl3031<BR/>If you don’t install the lock, maybe a pile of cans next to the door so the noise will alert you!<BR/><BR/>@ Lizzz<BR/>You can only laugh when something like that happens.<BR/><BR/>@ Richard Whackman <BR/>I can’t imagine that scenario. I have to shoo the dogs out of the room.Expat No. 3699https://www.blogger.com/profile/13023652840187420920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-12173974735329392462008-11-20T03:11:00.000+05:302008-11-20T03:11:00.000+05:30Oh. Mah. Gawd. I would have passed out. Which prob...Oh. Mah. Gawd. <BR/><BR/>I would have passed out. Which probably would have made things worse. Oh man. I'm setting the alarm and locking doors at all times from now on. And perhaps a jingling necklace or bracelet for my daughter is in order as well.Momisodeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06752015177628948631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-6133180842538027982008-11-20T02:23:00.000+05:302008-11-20T02:23:00.000+05:30At least you don't let the lack of privacy thing k...At least you don't let the lack of privacy thing kill off your sex life. Locks on doors are the new condoms for people in our situation. After years of being worried about getting caught, I think I'm finally getting over the fear of embarrassment factor. Just imagine how things are in all those third world countries where everyone shares the same room. Their birthrates are pretty good so you've got to assume they're all doing it anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-41462222902707159882008-11-20T02:06:00.000+05:302008-11-20T02:06:00.000+05:30OH my word. Wow... what an eloquent way to tell yo...OH my word. Wow... what an eloquent way to tell your story!! I admire your ability to bring humor and enjoyment to such a horrifying experience! :)lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09253388600235247498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-10468512441126516342008-11-20T01:20:00.000+05:302008-11-20T01:20:00.000+05:30I absolutely love it...I am laughing my a** off. ...I absolutely love it...I am laughing my a** off. I copied and forwarded it to Glenn if that's ok. We don't have a lock on our door...note to self..install one!<BR/><BR/>Hugz,<BR/>MicheleMichelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10969143282283016757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-87717656436003517372008-11-20T00:55:00.000+05:302008-11-20T00:55:00.000+05:30HILARIOUS!!!! Great rhyme too...HILARIOUS!!!! Great rhyme too...Martyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13048847365398559366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-41389151629362426792008-11-19T23:07:00.000+05:302008-11-19T23:07:00.000+05:30I can't make eye contact right now. I'll come bac...I can't make eye contact right now. I'll come back later...<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>Brilliantly written!!Michael Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-42651070162095988912008-11-19T21:08:00.000+05:302008-11-19T21:08:00.000+05:30OH that is even funnier.OH that is even funnier.Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08574214969423009865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-41294867639369312162008-11-19T20:57:00.000+05:302008-11-19T20:57:00.000+05:30@ MeganHe's 29 now and this happened about 5 years...@ Megan<BR/>He's 29 now and this happened about 5 years ago.<BR/><BR/>@ Selma<BR/>My face was as red as my Mrs. Santa hat.<BR/><BR/>@ Badass<BR/>We’ll be more careful<BR/>In this regard<BR/>Since my son and his friend<BR/>Are now permanently scarred<BR/><BR/>@ Heather<BR/>My son’s friend has since asked, “So, how’s Mrs. Claus? Uh, I mean your mom.”Expat No. 3699https://www.blogger.com/profile/13023652840187420920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-43152246180585605102008-11-19T20:14:00.000+05:302008-11-19T20:14:00.000+05:30Hey, I've seen that picture of you in the apron, s...Hey, I've seen that picture of you in the apron, so even though your son was probably gagging, his friend was probably dreaming about you and telling all his other friends about it. And when he grows up he's probably going to have this santa lingerie fetish, you know the way some guys do about the Princess Leia bikini?<BR/>Yeah, you probably didn't need to know all that, huh?Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18353422618806779674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-79425515257736415472008-11-19T17:47:00.000+05:302008-11-19T17:47:00.000+05:30One thing I've learned,Which you know now to be tr...One thing I've learned,<BR/>Which you know now to be true,<BR/>When getting amorous at home<BR/>There are things you must do.<BR/><BR/>First lock all the doors<BR/>And draw the curtains shut, tight.<BR/>Turn all the lamps off;<BR/>Use candles for light.<BR/><BR/>At long last you can begin<BR/>To get things under way.<BR/>If your walls are thin, be careful<BR/>Of the dirty words you say.<BR/><BR/>Don't ignore these steps,<BR/>Pay attention you should.<BR/>Otherwise family'll walk in,<BR/>Hands on breasts, hands on wood.Badass Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01030944236271663794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-84828701767003494472008-11-19T12:53:00.000+05:302008-11-19T12:53:00.000+05:30ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. OMG - I would have been crin...ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. OMG - I would have been cringing with embarrassment. You wrote this so well. I am chuckling away merrily!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522731770475871317.post-76482159688983392412008-11-19T07:57:00.000+05:302008-11-19T07:57:00.000+05:30Oh my gosh, that is so funny. And what a talented ...Oh my gosh, that is so funny. And what a talented poet you are! How old was your son when this happened? I would DIE if I ever saw my parents..Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08574214969423009865noreply@blogger.com