Monday, June 8, 2009

I Am Not...

Him: “Yes, you are.”

Me: “No, I’m really not.”

Him: “You are too!”


This is the conversation that transpired between me and my better half about a week ago. You see, there was this contest; a blog contest that I really wanted to participate in. Moonspun from Moonspun Spins will be celebrating her 400th post this week. (400 posts! If you haven’t already, go check her out ‘cause I got the bloggy love for her), and ran a contest asking people to submit something (i.e. a poem, dirty joke, paragraph, picture) showing what the name ‘moonspun’ means to them.

Anyhoo, back to the beginning of that conversation which took place about five minutes after he walked through the door after being out of town for a week.

Me: “I need you to take a picture of my ass through the dryer door.”

Him: “What?”

Me: “There’s this blog contest where I have to send something that means Moonspun. So I was thinking moon = ass and spun = the dryer.”

Him: “Uh yeah…no.”

Me: “No really, I HAVE TO DO THIS!”

Him: “You are an exhibitionist.”

Me: “No, I’m not.”


He then asked me who’s idea it was to partake of the au natural splendor of the nudist beach in Jamaica where we got married. I admit it was my idea, butt it’s not like you’re ever going to ‘see’ those people again.


He reminded me that I’m the one who’ll say, “Let’s go skinny dipping!” Butt it’s dark outside, no one can see us.


He then brought up this photo:




Yeah, butt then I had to bring up that I actually had panties on butt he was the one who PhotoShopped them off of me so that wasn’t a valid point.


He finally caved and took the picture of my butt ass through the dryer door with some miscellaneous clothing around me and then use his wicked PhotoShopping skillz to cut and paste it onto a picture of our dryer to come up with the rear end result:





Me: “See, it’s funny.”

Him: “Whatever.”

Larry the Cable Guy: “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.”

Me: “See, I told you so.”

Him: “And whose ass is on the internet? You’re an exhibitionist.”

Me: “Butt I'm not!”

22 comments:

Megan said...

I HOPE you won the contest.. that is AWESOME!!

Megan said...

I headed over there..congrats on winning! :)

Cat said...

hehehehe!!!! How freakin cool - and I say live a little - but you already are!

Kim's Korner said...

Butt ... that's an awesome shot! And great idea! And WooHoo that you won!

You little exhibitionist you! ;-p

TexAss said...

OMG!!! That's hilarious!!!! Congrats on the win!

Mental P Mama said...

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Gin said...

I'm at work sitting at my desk laughing like a fool. Soon my boss will be heading over here to see what I'm up to. Thanks a lot!

Bama Cheryl said...

Hilarious!!! What a great idea. I read Moonspun Spins too but couldn't come up with an idea. Very creative!

Aunt Juicebox said...

You have a nice fanny. I would never take a picture of mine and post it unless I was trying to scare someone.

Moonspun said...

She SO won the contest...and I should send something extra for her hubby for his photoshop skill!
Looking at the pic again, it makes me wonder about the angle that the butt shot was taken in ....hmmm...
And You made me blush with the bloggy love comment...me too...

Momisodes said...

ROFL! That is awesome :)

You are hilarious. I love how the final photo came out! You have one sexy toosh :)

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Funny, funny stuff!! :)

Just got a package form you!! YOU ARE SIMPLY AWESOME!! (I really mean it...thank you from the bottom of my heart.)

Hallie

Lola said...

Yeah, you are an exhibitionist, which is why I so adore you and your sweet ass!!!!

bernthis said...

brilliant. seriously. Nude beach? I did the half one in Greece a billion years ago totally sure I would never see any of those people again and thankfully I have not, not that I would recognize them anyway

Nej said...

If that doesn't win the contest...then I don't know what would!!! :-)

Selma said...

That is absolutely hilarious. Love the play on words. Love the image. ROFL.

RubiaLala said...

I LOVE THIS!!! You have to win, there is no question!

Mocha Dad said...

I certainly hope you won the contest because you did not win the argument with your better half.

Kaylen said...

That is hilarious---you look great!!!

Lani said...

OMG...that is too funny!!!!! I'd be afraid I couldnt get back out!
I always think I am cleverly funny....but I can say so are you...maybe more so!
Hope you win!

Captain Dumbass said...

I love your dryer!

I took my wife to a nude beach on Maui for our honeymoon. She was cool with it since it wasn't like we were going to meet anybody we met there. Like the guy who sat with us on the plane trip over.

Organic Meatbag said...

I do this though the windows of our conference room at work... they don't know whether to fire me or stalk me...