Me: “No, I’m really not.”
Him: “You are too!”
This is the conversation that transpired between me and my better half about a week ago. You see, there was this contest; a blog contest that I really wanted to participate in. Moonspun from Moonspun Spins will be celebrating her 400th post this week. (400 posts! If you haven’t already, go check her out ‘cause I got the bloggy love for her), and ran a contest asking people to submit something (i.e. a poem, dirty joke, paragraph, picture) showing what the name ‘moonspun’ means to them.
Anyhoo, back to the beginning of that conversation which took place about five minutes after he walked through the door after being out of town for a week.
Me: “I need you to take a picture of my ass through the dryer door.”
Him: “What?”
Me: “There’s this blog contest where I have to send something that means Moonspun. So I was thinking moon = ass and spun = the dryer.”
Him: “Uh yeah…no.”
Me: “No really, I HAVE TO DO THIS!”
Him: “You are an exhibitionist.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
He then asked me who’s idea it was to partake of the au natural splendor of the nudist beach in Jamaica where we got married. I admit it was my idea, butt it’s not like you’re ever going to ‘see’ those people again.
He reminded me that I’m the one who’ll say, “Let’s go skinny dipping!” Butt it’s dark outside, no one can see us.
He then brought up this photo:
Yeah, butt then I had to bring up that I actually had panties on butt he was the one who PhotoShopped them off of me so that wasn’t a valid point.
He finally caved and took the picture of my
Me: “See, it’s funny.”
Him: “Whatever.”
Larry the Cable Guy: “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.”
Me: “See, I told you so.”
Him: “And whose ass is on the internet? You’re an exhibitionist.”
Me: “Butt I'm not!”
22 comments:
I HOPE you won the contest.. that is AWESOME!!
I headed over there..congrats on winning! :)
hehehehe!!!! How freakin cool - and I say live a little - but you already are!
Butt ... that's an awesome shot! And great idea! And WooHoo that you won!
You little exhibitionist you! ;-p
OMG!!! That's hilarious!!!! Congrats on the win!
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
I'm at work sitting at my desk laughing like a fool. Soon my boss will be heading over here to see what I'm up to. Thanks a lot!
Hilarious!!! What a great idea. I read Moonspun Spins too but couldn't come up with an idea. Very creative!
You have a nice fanny. I would never take a picture of mine and post it unless I was trying to scare someone.
She SO won the contest...and I should send something extra for her hubby for his photoshop skill!
Looking at the pic again, it makes me wonder about the angle that the butt shot was taken in ....hmmm...
And You made me blush with the bloggy love comment...me too...
ROFL! That is awesome :)
You are hilarious. I love how the final photo came out! You have one sexy toosh :)
Funny, funny stuff!! :)
Just got a package form you!! YOU ARE SIMPLY AWESOME!! (I really mean it...thank you from the bottom of my heart.)
Hallie
Yeah, you are an exhibitionist, which is why I so adore you and your sweet ass!!!!
brilliant. seriously. Nude beach? I did the half one in Greece a billion years ago totally sure I would never see any of those people again and thankfully I have not, not that I would recognize them anyway
If that doesn't win the contest...then I don't know what would!!! :-)
That is absolutely hilarious. Love the play on words. Love the image. ROFL.
I LOVE THIS!!! You have to win, there is no question!
I certainly hope you won the contest because you did not win the argument with your better half.
That is hilarious---you look great!!!
OMG...that is too funny!!!!! I'd be afraid I couldnt get back out!
I always think I am cleverly funny....but I can say so are you...maybe more so!
Hope you win!
I love your dryer!
I took my wife to a nude beach on Maui for our honeymoon. She was cool with it since it wasn't like we were going to meet anybody we met there. Like the guy who sat with us on the plane trip over.
I do this though the windows of our conference room at work... they don't know whether to fire me or stalk me...
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