Monday, February 15, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day: Redneck Style...

Yes, it’s a lazy re-post from last year…

“Hey dere lil’ possum, go warsh up ‘n git yer face done did up. I gots big plans fer V-Day en I’s fixin’ ta have us a good time.”


“Now ain’t dis romantical ‘n all? ‘N didja sees how I gots us a table close ta da potty? I nodes how dem Sliders git ya goin’.”


“I kin see y’all be doin’ dat dere girly thang an not orderin’ up some eh dem dere onion rings. I node y’all wants em, so go head. Et’s a darn tootin’ holiday fer Pete’s sake!”



“I reckon’ dis were nearabout da best dang V-Day eva, Luv Muffin. ‘N y’all dint think I could pull it off, didja? ‘N sho ‘nuff it ain’t over yit. We gonna git all snug as a bug in a rug when we git back ta da dubba-wide, cuz I went ‘n rented us one of dem videos. I thinks yer gonna like et. ”


Here’s wishin’ y’all a steamy Valentine’s Day!

2 comments:

Badass Geek said...

Mmm... I'm hungry now.

Happy V-Day!

g said...

Sliders....mmmmm.....