This is where I should brag about our awesome New Year’s Eve celebration and then boast about the numerous glasses of bubbly that were had.
It’s also where you should be green with envy upon reading the details of how we kicked Father Time in the ass as we waved him adieu and spanked Baby New Year obstetrician style.
But alas, I can’t tell you that as it would be a lie. We did consume quite a bit of the bubbly, but it was in the form of effervescent tablets of Airborne and Alka-Seltzer Plus cold medicine. In truth, Father Time wielded his scythe as he deemed us unworthy and Baby New Year requested an attorney regarding his rights as a minor.
Blah, blah, blah. We all curled up in the family room under afghans (blankets, not people from Afghanistan…duh) and watched a Pay Per View movie on OnDemand. ‘The Other Guys’ if you must know…not my choice, but not my dime. Fraughter and her husband were in bed just after 11:00 p.m. and Paul and I only wished each other Happy New Year because we were awakened by neighborhood fireworks.
What? You don’t give a damn and just want to know who won the Give-Away?
Fine. Without further ado, I give you Number 11.
Congratulations, Sheila. You are now the owner of ‘Outsourced’ on DVD. As I know you live mere minutes away; save me the postage, pick up your prize and give me a hug good-bye before I leave for India in two days.