Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day...

Yes, this is a re-post from last year…and the year before.  I was busy all day making a fancy schmancy dinner for Paul.  Well, not really; I’m just lazy.

“Hey dere lil’ possum, go warsh up ‘n git yer face done did up.  I gots big plans fer V-Day en I’s fixin’ ta have us a good time.”

“Now ain’t dis romantical ‘n all?  ‘N didja sees how I gots us a table close ta da potty?  I nodes how dem Sliders git ya goin’.”

“I kin see y’all be doin’ dat dere girly thang an not orderin’ up some eh dem dere onion rings.  I node y’all wants em, so go head.  Et’s a darn tootin’ holiday fer Pete’s sake!”

“I reckon’ dis were nearabout da best dang V-Day eva, Luv Muffin.  ‘N y’all dint think I could pull it off, didja?  ‘N sho ‘nuff it ain’t over yit.  We gonna git all snug as a bug in a rug when we git back ta da dubba-wide, cuz I went ‘n rented us one of dem videos.  I thinks yer gonna like et. ”

Here’s wishin’ y’all a steamy Valentine’s Day!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Somehow, I have successfully avoided "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle". Until now.
I'm gonna Red Box it.