Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Would You Rather Wednesday...

You guessed it, another round of Would You Rather Questions. Please leave a comment with your answers to qualify for this week's Give-Away.

Ready? Here we go...

1. Would you rather...
Have the brakes go out on your car on a hilltop
OR
Have to go into a biker bar and yell "You guys are a bunch of pussies"?

2. Would you rather...
Sit naked on a pedestal in the middle of a crowded public park
OR
Sit naked on a platter with an apple in your mouth at a gala dinner party?

Question number 3 is a little different. There is one question for the women and one for the men.

Ladies first:
3. Would you rather...
Have the string of your tampon hang out of your bikini
OR
Have a significant amount of visible pubic hair?

And for the Gentlemen:
3. Would you rather...
Lose two fingers off of each hand
OR
Lose 1/3 of your penis size?

They're starting to get a little tougher, eh?

15 comments:

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

#1 - biker bar - you could always IMMEDIATELY apologize and say that you suffer from a sever case of Tourette's

#2 - pedestal - I think my naked fat would look better on a pedestal than on a platter! Plus, I'd at least get a suntan while at the park

#3 - Since I had a hysterectomy 12 years ago and don't get my period, the tampon string question really isnt fair for me to answer. But I think I'd rather have the string than the hair. At least with the string, people would know why it's there and that you really can't help what nature has planned. The hair? If there is that much showing people would just know you are lazy and remiss in your "landscaping" duties!

Hallie

Badass Geek said...

1) Brakes, definately. I'm confident in my driving abilities to avoid death. No so much with calling a room full of Hell's Angels "pussies".

2) I'd much prefer park nakedness. At least then I could call it "art". And I wouldn't stand a chance of getting eaten.

3) Obviously, I'd rather lose a pair of fingers on each hand. I probably wouldn't get laughed at so much, compared to the other option.

Selma said...

It has always been a dream of mine to go into a bar and say that with the added line of :'Which one of you bitches wants to dance?' One day I hope to do it.

Platter all the way - I like the decadence of a platter.

I would go for the pubes and pretend I was from a culture where pubic and underarm hair was considered a sign of desirability.

Fun post!!!!!

LceeL said...

#1 - biker bar. Because I can still kick ass if I have to.

#2 - Platter - jusr because.

#3 - 1/3 penis. Because I can do things with my fingers and tongue that make penis unnecessary.

LceeL said...

Oh, and btw - you DID ask, you know.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

OK. Here goes:

1. I would rather tell a bunch of bikers they're pussies. I think I run fast enough and manage to call 911 on my iPhone before I get tackled and maimed.

2. I would rather sit nekid on a pedestal in the middle of crowded park. I would gag on the apple. So, there you go.

3. Oh, damn. You're hard core. I think I would rather have the visible pubic hair issue.

Megan said...

hahaha these are GREAT.
(and lceel's answers, hahahha too funny)

Okay, my answers:
1. Go into a biker bar and yell "you guys are a bunch of pussies" and then I would smile and look cute. I'm sure being a cute lil thing I wouldn't get punched or anything.
2. Sit naked on a pedestal in the middle of a crowed park. Mainly because the apple thing would make my mouth sore. haha ;)
3. Have the string of your tampon hang out of the bikini. That one is much easier to fix when noticed than the pubic hair. But I don't have to worry about that since I use the DIVA CUP ;)

Now, what about YOUR answers?!?

thecusp said...

I did the yell 'You're a bunch of pussies' into a biker bar thing and it got me a few free beers.
The free beers led to actually trying to get on a platter with an apple in my mouth a few years later.
And all I can say about the pubic hair thin is, due to that exact incident happening to me, I've been calling my pubic hair my "Public Hair" ever since.

Weeksie50 said...

Oh my goodness these questions are crazy...

1. Biker Bar
2. Naked on a pedestal
3. Tampon String.

But they are all equally hard.. I hope I never have to do any..lol.

Becky

meleah rebeccah said...

1. Have to go into a biker bar and yell "You guys are a bunch of pussies"!!

*That would be scary and yet somehow FUN!

2. Would you rather...
Sit naked on a pedestal in the middle of a crowded public park
OR
Sit naked on a platter with an apple in your mouth at a gala dinner party?

**NEITHER!! NO WAY AM I GETTING NAKED ANYWHERE OTHER THAN MY OWN BEDROOM. ALONE AND IN THE DARK!!**

3.Have the string of your tampon hang out of your bikini

*I can't with pubic hair!!*

My home - My life said...

I am new to your blog - what a great idea...

1. I would rather go into the biker bar... Having my breaks go out would just scare me to death and probably cause me to have a heart attack and die! haha

2. Hmm this is a hard one... I would have to say at a dinner party because then maybe people would think I was artwork and not just some crazy person sitting in the middle of a park naked!

3. Another hard one... I am going to go with the string because depending on who I was with, it could make for a good laugh. The hair is just gross!!!

Immoral Matriarch said...

2, 1, 1.
I LOL'd @ weiners' first answer.

cuz'n carol said...

#1 Biker Bar - they really are just a bunch of pussy-cats.
#2 pedestal - I don't know why - it just sounds less intimidating for some reason.
#3 - string. Hey, shit happens. But the pubes just say "I'm a slob"

Eva said...

Honestly, I don't know HOW you come up with this shit. Nevertheless:
#1: Biker bar. I'm a chick, so I think I'd be pretty safe from any serious repercussions.
#2: Pedestal. Doubly so if I still lived up in Berkeley. No one would give me a second glance. It's Berkeley!
#3: Tough call. But I'm going with the string. But I've seen a pic a couple years back that was making the email rounds of some unfortunate woman that was afflicted with this embarrassment. Ouch.

p.s. Is Iceel single? ;)

Richard Whackman said...

All right.

1) Biker bar. Cars move with lethal force and my insurance rates would go up. Whatever ass kicking I would get from the bikers, if there even was one (I'd probably be ignored) would likely be calibrated to the offense, which isn't really such a bad one.

2) Pedestal. The apple would get real old real fast.

3) My schlong, without a doubt. After all, using the thing is a borderline illegal act anymore.