Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Don't You Hate It When Your Kids Give You Crap? Part Deux

Our family jokes around a lot; and when it’s your turn to be the brunt of a joke you have to take it in stride. There’s no crying that it’s not fair. There’s no whining when it’s your turn to get picked on. You just deal with it because you know you will eventually get even your turn to make fun of them.

My son, along with the rest of my family, does not blog. They occasionally read my posts, but they just don’t get it. About two weeks ago I had a post with some of the things my son has said to make fun of me. You can read it here.

That wasn’t the end of his teasing. Here are some more of his quips:

Jumpin’ on the Blog Wagon

The Blogmeister

The forecast is calling for bloggy weather

Did you get tickets for Blogapalooza?


Don’t go all ‘Post’al on me

Count Blogula

Did you see that Blogumentary on the Blogography channel?

When are you going to write a Saturday Evening ‘Post’?

Kiss my ‘Post’erior

When you write down post ideas, are they Post-it notes?

Are you the ‘Post’er Child?

Have you used your Blogomatic 5,000 lately?

Don’t go all Blog Wild

Are you suffering from Post Blogmatic Stress Disorder?

Uhm yeah, whatever…


Megan said...

Confused about the above post... Anyways.. .those.are.hilarious. When I saw the first one, "Jumpin on the Blog Wagon" I didn't think anything would top it.. and then I read the next one and the next one after that.. I can't pick the best.

Megan said...

(I meant above comment, not above post.)

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Dude. He's fracking hysterical! Give him a big smooch from me! :)

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

He is funny!!

Love it!!


Anonymous said...

Count Blogula is my favourite.

Anonymous said...

I love 'don't go all postal on me!"
He definitely has a creative mind and good sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

All of these are HILARIOUS. My favorite was "Are you suffering from Post Blogmatic Stress Disorder?"


Anonymous said...

"Blog" is such a funny word, it naturally lends itself to this kind of ridicule. I think of myself as a "blogboy". If I'd dressed as a vampire for Halloween I'd have been Count Blogula.

bernthis said...

Uh, uh, I hate to say this but uh, the kid is pretty funny. Sorry. :)

Momisodes said...

ROFL!! These are hilarious! He's brilliant.

I think he needs a blog :)

Badass Geek said...

I'm frequently telling myself to get my mind out of the Blogger.

Because I think of blogging too much.

Heather said...

If I were so funny, I'd have a more popular blog.

Lola said...

I think I've got a future smartass on my hands, as well. Actually, he is a smartass already, but since he's only seven, his act needs refining.

Good thing I like smartasses!

bernthis said...

Here's one

Yesterday, I blogged and then went completely "post"al. (too long?)