Friday, February 13, 2009

White Trash Valentine's Day...

“Hey dere lil’ possum, go warsh up ‘n git yer face done did up. I gots big plans fer V-Day en I’s fixin’ ta have us a good time.”


“Now ain’t dis romantical ‘n all? ‘N didja sees how I gots us a table close ta da potty? I nodes how dem Sliders git ya goin’.”



“I kin see y’all be doin’ dat dere girly thang an not orderin’ up some eh dem dere onion rings. I node y’all wants em, so go head. Et’s a darn tootin’ holiday fer Pete’s sake!”




“I reckon’ dis were nearabout da best dang V-Day eva, Luv Muffin. ‘N y’all dint think I could pull it off, didja? ‘N sho ‘nuff it ain’t over yit. We gonna git all snug as a bug in a rug when we git back ta da dubba-wide, cuz I went ‘n rented us one of dem videos. I thinks yer gonna like et. ”




Here’s wishin’ y’all a steamy Valentine’s Day!

15 comments:

Megan said...

So Funny. hah

Badass Geek said...

I am hungry now.

Cat said...

hehehe thanks for the giggle!

Bama Cheryl said...

Hilarious!

LceeL said...

Hah! Day-um woman. Ya gots dat ack cent down to a science!

Kat said...

I <3 White Castle with a passion.

Heather said...

My husband was going to call up and make reservations for this so he could take me. I wish now that I had let him do it. That would have been hilarious. The plastic table "cloth" is great.

Momisodes said...

ROFL!!!! I can't stop giggling :)

Selma said...

Mhmmm, those burgers look goood! Best Valentine's post ever!!!

Moonspun said...

You should get a special award for your authentic writing. nice.

Moonspun said...

You should get a special award for your authentic writing. nice.

Cat said...

And it was so great meeting you on Valentines day - and thanks again for the choclate!

Cat

Lola said...

HA! I've never actually seen a White Castle until now. Thanks for getting me up to speed.

Lou the Lou said...

I take it you didn't see the news article about the young couple that got married in a White Castle...

meleah rebeccah said...

This is too funny! And now I am hungry!