Thursday, April 16, 2009

OMG! I Can't Believe I'm Posting This...

…or an alternate title could be: “OMG! I Can’t Believe It’s Butt…er”

Before I get into the details I’m giving you a big, giant WARNING, WARNING!

Still here? Okay. I guess I’m going to have to ease into this story, which is much better than what actually happened. You see there was no easing and there was no warning, butt here goes.

First I have to tell you the song that was going through my head the next day, or more specifically the lyrics; well, not all the lyrics just this:

“…in through the out door, out door” (For those of you wondering it’s from Raspberry Beret by Prince)

While trying to get that line out of my head another was inserted:

“I’ve got to take it on the other side.” (Otherside by The Red Hot Chili Peppers)

So I’ve hinted around the bush and I guess it’s time to put it in out there…after having my husband traveling the last seven out of eight weeks it was time to get it on…no explanation needed, but what occurred does; so a bit of TMI…and again another song:

“…she only comes when she’s on top.” (Laid by the Manchester band James)

Sooooo, we’re having at it when all of a sudden…ALL OF A SUDDEN “it” comes out and goes from point “C” to point “B”…or point “A”, depending on if you prefer using the word Butt or Ass (of course I won’t type what the “C” stands for).

There, I said it. While having wet and wild sex we experienced a Wham-O slip and slide moment.

Me: “Oooooh, Ouch! STOP!”
Him: “What!?!” Having no clue to what just happened.
Me: Jumping off…”OMG! “It” went in my butt!”

Uh, yeah…We’ve joked about it since…to the point of finding other lyrics that fit the bill:

“Feel it coming…And now you’re learning what’s knocking at your back door.” (Knocking At Your Back Door by Deep Purple)

“I’m a back door man.” (Back Door Man by The Doors)

And the one that seems to fit best:

Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash

”…Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

…And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire”

On a side note, when we became grandparents we told my daughter we’d like to be called Nana and Papoo. Now Nana is pretty common, but Papoo? Yeah, now I know.


Badass Geek said...

Don't forget the Led Zeppelin album titled "In Through The Out Door". Which Prince references in the song you listed above.

Fraughter said...

I'm going to pretend that I did not just read that...............

Anonymous said...

It's me your bbf I forget my username anywhooo. WOW ya really did it, shit the post is here. You are the balliest(sp) person I know (i mean brave).
Ring of Fire perfect!!!not that I know.

Megan said...

hahahaha.. Oh I love your daughter's comment.. hehe..

Anonymous said...

How about MIL
You got me to post

Kat said...

I almost can't type I am laughing too hard!! LOL!!!

María said...


OMG. Hahahahhaha!

Wait. What? said...

Happiness is an oops moment!

Captain Dumbass said...

...*desperately skimming brain for song lyrics*...

Aunt Juicebox said...

whoopsie! LOL

Unknown said...

O. M. G.

Hilarious. But OMG.

Lola said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Butt, you didn't really give it a chance...

Jenny Grace said...

On the list of things I don't need to try to know I don't need.

meleah rebeccah said...

I am CRYING laughing! This is toooo funny and My Worst Nightmare!

Anonymous said...

um, doesn't "It" have a name? Don't they all have names???
You are GENIUS with your song quotes!