Monday, May 11, 2009

This Mother's Day...

I did not get breakfast in bed or go out to brunch; I had a Fit & Active orange sorbet & ice cream bar.

I did not sit idly watching the Lifetime Network; I worked on my brother-in-law’s resume…for four hours.

I did not open sappy cards that I read through tear filled eyes; I opened my email and laughed.

I did, however, take out my whip and boots and demand some action.

Show me your wood.
That’s how to screw, get it in there!
Oooh, yeah. Go at it. Dig in…deeper, deeper!



Now really people, you must get your minds out of the gutter.



Show me your wood.


That’s how to screw, get it in there!


Oooh, yeah. Go at it. Dig in…deeper, deeper!


And the backyard project continues. Seriously people, what did you think I was talking about?

Wishing a Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers with children, with child and those with children in heaven. Also to the step mothers, mothers-in-law, grandmothers and god mothers out there.

13 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Well, I for one was in the gutter. Have a wonderful day!

Unknown said...

I was right in there with Mental P Mama. Happy Mother's Day, Linda.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Ok - your muffin into mini muffins comment made me choke on my Diet Coke!! You are freakin' hysterical!!

Hallie

Unknown said...

You are such a tease!
Happy Mom's day!

Gin said...

Oh man, I was sooooo expecting completely different types of pics when I scrolled down. Ha, ha!

Aunt Juicebox said...

ROFL

Megan said...

haha :-) Well, yay for projects getting worked on!

Wait. What? said...

I so needed that giggle today thank you! Hope your day was great yesterday!

meleah rebeccah said...

Happy Mothers Day! We did some home repairs too! :)

Lola said...

That's my kind of Mother's Day, watching the menfolk get things done!

Anonymous said...

I was totally in the gutter. HahaHA. Love a bit of construction humour!

Badass Geek said...

I tripped in the gutter. Does that count?

Kim's Korner said...

As I'm reading this, I'm thinking back to you in that 'ass hanging out' apron LOL!

That was the first RM post I ever read! It left an impression!

Hope you had a great mothers day getting down in the dirt ...then getting down and dirty! ;-p