Hmm, what do we have here?
I’m thinking it’s found porn, what would you call it? Perhaps:
Baby Factory
Beaver
Bearded Clam
Bits and Pieces
Bojingo
Box
Cha Cha
Coin Slot
Cooch
Coochie
Cooter
Furburger
Goodies
Honey Spot
Hooha
Hot Pocket
Indoor Picnic
Juice Box
Kitty
Lady Business
Lady Garden
Lala
Love Oasis
Muff
Na Na (Hey wait; my grandkids call me Nana!?!)
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Spasm Chasm
Twat
Vajayjay
Velvet Curtain
Vertical Smile
Wholesome Goodness
Yum Yum
So, what would you call ‘it’?
13 comments:
Don't forget:
Meat curtains
and
Piss flaps
How about Treebeard?
You know. From Lord Of The Rings.
I often refer to it as...
Lady lips.
My daughter calls it her wiener. No matter how many times I have tried to correct that girl she insist on calling it her wiener. She's only 8 so we have to forgive her.
Vagina? No, I hate that word. Umm... I think I like "cooter" the best.
I love the way you put them alphabetically, and I do notice that a certain "C" word is not on the list. What's up with that?
that is sooo funny how bout clitreeoris
Well ... considering a poor little woodpecker (or any other small bird, a-hem) would get lost in there ... I'd call it - The Pecker Wrecker!
Bark up my tree :)
My 3 1/2 year old Miss-Miss would loudly pronounce "VULVA!"
Hee hee!
I think between you and your commenters, you've just about covered all the bases, so to speak. Oh! yeah -- Home. As in '1st base', '2nd base', etc.
I'm thinking that IF I was a boy tree in that forest, I'd really be wanting to give her the wood or at least show my trunk.
Wow, that's quite a picture! Love the list. Juice box is a particular favorite. In my house we'd call it a Yoni, which is a sanskrit word, for vulva or the area. I've found it's a lovely word for my daughter to use and doesn't feel awkward. Did you know that vagina comes from a Roman term for 'sword sheath'?
THAT is the craziest photo of a tree EVER! OMFG!!!!!!
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