Thursday, May 14, 2009

Druid Porn...

I stopped by my daughter’s house last Friday and while sitting on the deck, I saw this:

Do you see it her?


If not, look again. Start with the middle of the picture and then go down on her (TWSS). Can you see her Hoo-ha (obviously she’s a brunette), her hips and legs? Now look up, but straight up. Don’t pay any attention to that mass coming off her left hip that juts out behind her (it’s nothing that a good diet or a scalpel can’t take care of). There’s a definite nipple to the left and another that’s just under the right armpit (they’re not aligned, but that’s kind of what I looked like after two pregnancies and gravity took over). Above that, to either side, are her arms extended upward with what could be taken for a neck. A neck…but no head (again, TWSS); tell me you see it. If not, look again.



Now look at the close up of her ‘lady business’ because there is some business goin’ on.


So is this how the phrase ‘sticking it to her’ came about?

If not, we’ve all heard the song ‘Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy’, what about ‘Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver?’ Just sayin’

18 comments:

RiverPoet said...

Wow!

And I love the look of your blog now. It's been awhile since I've been here, my friend.

Peace - D

Heather said...

Oh my word, I totally do see it.
When I was growing up I used to think I saw a scary face in the plasterwork in my parents bathroom.

Gin said...

I saw it the instance the blog loaded. You would think the City or County officials would have done something about that by now. :-)

Badass Geek said...

Wow. Mother Nature is a pervert.

Cat said...

OK I gotta tell ya I love the tag line of this post and the picture - yes - oh I see it - and I feel kinda dirty! hehehe

Moonspun said...

That's amazing! And I don't quite know what to say about it...

Skeeter said...

Hi! That is about the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Mark said...

Very observant of you. You could come up with a cool legend to go with this woman who turned into a tree.

Kat said...

Dude. I totally saw it before you said anything. Now tell me where is my mind at?

Kim's Korner said...

Very cool tree!

Unfortunately, the whole time I was looking at this post, the only thing running through my head was that other tree from the Evil Dead movie LOL.

I definitely like this tree better!

LceeL said...

I love you.

Momisodes said...

Oh my!

What a dirty, dirty tree ;)

Mental P Mama said...

WOW! I saw all of her immediately. That is really beautiful.

Reinventing Dad said...

I don't think that tree porn is legal in my state, but one could argue that it's art and move it into a museum.

Lola said...

I saw it right away! If she was in my yard, I'd accessorize her!!!

Miss Grace said...

That's a sexy tree! Hubba hubba.

meleah rebeccah said...

Holy Frick! That tree really DOES look like a naked lady!

"So is this how the phrase ‘sticking it to her’ came about? "

ahahahahahhahaah

TexAss said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Holy shit, that's hilarious!!