Dog: Always happy to see me
Husband: Acknowledges my presence
Dog wins
Dog: Can lick his own balls
Husband: Needs me to lick them for him
Dog wins
Dog: Eats my underwear
Husband: Wants to get in my underwear
Husband wins
Dog: Will eat my dinner
Husband: Will take me out for dinner
Husband wins
Dog: Drinks out of the toilet
Husband: Leaves the seat up
Tie
Dog: Pees outside
Husband: Gets pee on the floor
Dog wins
Dog: Brings home dead animals
Husband: Brings home a paycheck
Husband wins
Dog: Likes it doggy style
Husband: Likes it doggy style
Tie
Dog: Likes to mooch
Husband: Likes to smooch
Husband wins
Dog: Plays with his bone
Husband: Plays with his bone
Tie
Dog: 3
Husband: 4
Ties: 3
Husband wins. You can stay, my husband, yes stay. “Stay, good boy!”
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this is hilarious. Wouldn't it be just perfect if they could like their own balls, the men that is. Just in case you're too busy watching a good movie
That was awesome. But MY husband took exception to the toilet seat one. He thinks the husband should totally have won that one. I think he's delusional.
Oo...it was close though! My hubby actually puts down the toilet seat for me. I think the first time I fell through it and yelled permanently scarred him.
I bet he's glad of the results. =)
It was a close one. Dogs sometimes like to smooch, too, you know.
Love this!! Btw, you CAN get a heated mattress pad cuz they have duel controls. One side can be cozy warm, the other can be chilly!
Hallie
Er, honestly I think your husband wins the like it doggy style competition. Cuz dogs are just doing what's natch. The can't do it any other way BUT doggy style.
Hahahahahhaha!!
Yay husband!
Thanks for the laugh today!!! :-)
My husband has been so annoying today that I'm afraid the dog wins! Hell, the cat wins, and she's a rotten little bitch ;)
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